— “Nate Silver does not breathe air, he just periodically samples the atmosphere.”
— “Nate Silver’s samples have only a median and a mode. Because no number would be mean to Nate Silver.”
— “Results ask Nate Silver if they’re significant.”
— “Nate Silver can recite pi. Backwards.”
— “When Nate Silver asks you, ‘Wanna make a bet?’ the correct answer is no.”
— “Nate Silver owns a copy of the set of all sets that do not contain themselves. ”
— “Nate Silver once observed a particle’s position and momentum with a variance less than h/4*pi”
— “Nate Silver was able to solve the equations of the lorenz attractor with only analytic methods”
— “Nate Silver once walked over each of the bridges in Konigsberg exactly once.”
— Nate Silver knows who will be elected president in 2016. He is keeping it a secret because our pretensions to autonomy and free will amuse him.
— Nate Silver got a perfect score on the SAT’s without looking at the questions. He simply created a statistical model of the multiple-choice answer distribution and filled in the bubbles accordingly.
— Ah, you think noise is your ally. You’ve merely adopted the noise. Nate Silver was born in it, molded by it. Nate Silver didn’t see the signal until he was a man and by then it was only blinding!
Nate Silver’s Law – Any sufficently advanced mathmatical model is indistinguishable from reality.
Before going on a date, Nate Silver calculates the prior probability of reaching third Bayes.
Nate Silver has already solved P=NP…. And called the solution “trivial”
Nate Silver tipped the oracle off about Neo
Nate Silver knows which butterfly it was
When Tony Stark has a math problem, he calls Nate Silver.
There used to be lies, damn lies, and statistics. Now we have Nate Silver.