Just another WordPress.com weblog which doesn't bother changing the default WordPress tag line.. oh crap. Anyway, this is what my Twitter should, but I feel like I should make Tweets really well thought-out and infrequent, and this will be (ideally) updated frequently with little real thought.
though brofrosting (which is apparently an unfortunate portmantaphor, which itself may be one) is usually exclusively relegated to phone conversation
portmantaphor sounds like a fat dinosaur
I am literally an upside down penguin. No, I'm not a gas mask, which I have been told this profile pic looks like in low resolutions (or squinting). But I have one. Or at least I'd like to pretend I do so you don't chloroform me. In truth, I only have eye protection, because apparently hackers can make your PC explode. Literally. Cool right? Well, that's why I have these safety googles within an arm's length - Well, for that or if I need to peel an orange.