pickup lines

“is there a shovel in your back pocket? ’cause I’m diggin that ass”
“did you get those pants on sale? because at my house they’d be 100% off”

bad pickup lines are better than good ones because you don’t want to be totally serious when doling those out

“i can’t nail the delivery of any serious pickup lines, but i’d nail you”

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I am literally an upside down penguin. No, I'm not a gas mask, which I have been told this profile pic looks like in low resolutions (or squinting). But I have one. Or at least I'd like to pretend I do so you don't chloroform me. In truth, I only have eye protection, because apparently hackers can make your PC explode. Literally. Cool right? Well, that's why I have these safety googles within an arm's length - Well, for that or if I need to peel an orange.
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