Monthly Archives: September 2013

my life is flashing before my eyes

oh wait no that’s a 3000 volt arc of electricity

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ozymandias the limerick

there once was a man named ozzy turns out he was actually quite bossy on top of the world he used to stand all that is left is a rock in the sand his memory appears to be quite lossy

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literary

frame narrative: guy talks with friend about how he broke up with his english lit major girlfriend of two years flashback: guy talks to girlfriend, asks for fellatio, she replies to ask again next year. guy objects, “that’s what you … Continue reading

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its late in the night

dancing is done the music has died you’re ready to run but you don’t have a clue this party has an ending not for me and you now you’re just pretending you’re hiding from yourself yes you are yes you … Continue reading

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