Just another WordPress.com weblog which doesn't bother changing the default WordPress tag line.. oh crap. Anyway, this is what my Twitter should, but I feel like I should make Tweets really well thought-out and infrequent, and this will be (ideally) updated frequently with little real thought.
there once was a man named ozzy
turns out he was actually quite bossy
on top of the world he used to stand
all that is left is a rock in the sand
his memory appears to be quite lossy
I am literally an upside down penguin. No, I'm not a gas mask, which I have been told this profile pic looks like in low resolutions (or squinting). But I have one. Or at least I'd like to pretend I do so you don't chloroform me. In truth, I only have eye protection, because apparently hackers can make your PC explode. Literally. Cool right? Well, that's why I have these safety googles within an arm's length - Well, for that or if I need to peel an orange.